You don’t have a wife, you’re well over forty, your worldview is firmly formed, but there is no happiness in your life? Don’t worry, you just need to remember your Skoofuslugi password, and in a few clicks you can get your rightful alt girl!
Immersive first-person skoof simulator in a visual novella format, cobbled together within one month – it’s the best you can get in this genre with this amount of money. Okay, you can find better things. You’re right. By the way, what’s “immersive”?
SKOOF - In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc. (Urban Dictionary)
ALTOOSHKA - literally means alt girl, but in more Russian way. Alt girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to non-mainstream music, and are usually left winged.
Immersive first-person skoof simulator in a visual novella format, cobbled together within one month – it’s the best you can get in this genre with this amount of money. Okay, you can find better things. You’re right. By the way, what’s “immersive”?
SKOOF - In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc. (Urban Dictionary)
ALTOOSHKA - literally means alt girl, but in more Russian way. Alt girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to non-mainstream music, and are usually left winged.
Game features:
- It’s the first game about skoofs and alt girls.
- Feel like a forty year old unmarried man, overweight and lacking hair.
- It’s a unique experience and a short but high-quality immersion.
- The authors of the game are comic book writer Vitaliy Terletski and viral anime videos creator RIKANI.
- The composer is Nikita Kryukov (‘Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk’).
- Three alt girl to choose from, almost to everyone’s taste.
- The inner voice of the main character is dubbed by Prophet Sunboy (a real one).
- A diverse choice system which doesn’t make much difference in the end.
- At least 5 (five) different endings.
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